just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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