Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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