You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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