I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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