The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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