Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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