I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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