What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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