we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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