They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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