her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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