Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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