I wanna bring you to show and tell
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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