I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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