Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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