Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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