So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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