FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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