He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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