Do vagina's smell?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He has the fingertips of a God
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