i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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