Are we in a gay sports bar?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
