I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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