i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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