I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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