paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
there is puke in my bra ... again
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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