For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I forget how to act sober
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