So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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