Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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