Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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