its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Even my vagina gasped.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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