It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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