So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
soo... how was my night?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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