She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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