Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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