Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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