My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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