I want to stick my p in your. b.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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