playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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