walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
she peed on how many people?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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