I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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