i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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