I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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