the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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