I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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