'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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