it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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