I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
