i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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