I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed