What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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