My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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