dude i'm inner monologue high
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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